Friday, January 31, 2014

Homophobic Nigerian Woman Throws Out Pet Cat for Being Gay

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How can you tell if an animal is homosexual? A cat pet in Nigeria has been concerning his owner so much for "being gay," to the point that he has found himself homeless overnight.



The bizarre news surrounds the Nigerian town of Lafia in Nasarawa State. The seven-year-old cat named Bull has been abandoned for simply hanging out with the wrong group of feline friends. The middle-aged woman claims that her pet has engaged in "unnatural sexual behavior," allegedly making advances only towards other male cats in the house while avoiding the female cats.

Furthermore, the neighbors in the area also testify that none of the cats that were born had Bull's coloring, while he was living in the house together. In other words, the cat has not been able to do his heterosexual best to mate with other female cats, in order to reproduce his offspring.

 Bull's disturbed owner, who has not been named, has found the cat's actions as a "contradiction of the laws of nature. Consequently, because her pet failed to meet her expectation to procreate, she has kicked the cat out of her house, saying, "Anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it."

 No one has adopted the cat yet however, many residents around the area have been swarming around the house to see the spectacle, and have been cracking jokes about it. Bull is the first cat to be publicly declared gay and disowned by his owner as a result.

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