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KING of thinking between his legs, Lee Ryan, has been put in his place by Luisa Zissman.
'FREE LEE': Luisa Zissman jokes 'horniest housemate' Ryan needs to leave Big Brother
For the motormouth diva has branded her Celebrity Big Brother
roomie the "horniest housemate" the Channel 5 series has ever seen.
She also poked fun at the 30-year-old's dated boyband appearance, before slating the size of what dangles between his legs.
The CBB captives were asked to give campaign speeches for their latest task, in which they had to sell themselves on why they should be saved versus who should get the boot.
Sick of bitching about the likes of Jim Davidson, Luisa chose Lee in a comedy move.
Fortunately, the Blue singer saw the funny side – or at least pretended to – giggling as he watched the cupcake queen make her snide comments.
Standing behind the podium to give her presidential appeal, Luisa
said: "Big Brother's horniest housemate. We have seen him bed-hop from
girl to girl.
"He's running out of girls now because he only does brunettes, and he's not doing me anytime soon. This is a warning to all women who have a pulse, and maybe some men."
She continued: "Firstly, let's analyse Lee's face. That dodgy nose with big nostrils that I love to take the p*** out of. It's just weird.
"Quite frankly, Lee should have had a nose job by now. The boyband hair he is so happily proud of, quiffed perfectly into place, really needs that 1990s look changing."
Then the fangs really bit, as the 26-year-old quipped: "I have written a poem about Lee, as a warning to all women out there, and I propose we rename him, Love-rat Lee Ryan from Blue."
CLAWS ARE COMING OUT: Luisa called Lee a love-rat
SEEING THE FUNNY SIDE? Lee laughed along... although no doubt felt awkward
GIGGLING: Casey was amused by Luisa slagging off Lee
She joked: "We need to free Lee, he's horny as can be. Watch out,
chick, 'cause his little p**** can stab up a storm and might give you
the horn.
"Here as an ode to Casey [Batchelor] who has been crossed out, and Jasmine [Waltz] who's been crossed out. Are you next?
"I'd like to finish my speech with pointing out that Duncan [James] is much hotter."
During the task, Luisa also said she's not two-faced as "I only have one face", adding: "I'm the least showbiz person in here. I go to work everyday. I work in an office; seven days a week sometimes.
"I drop my daughter off at nursery, I pick her up every night just like any normal single mum."
But will the self-titled 'regular mum' actually go back to work on Monday if evicted tonight?
SPEECH: Luisa said she was the least showbiz housemate
'FREE LEE': Luisa Zissman jokes 'horniest housemate' Ryan needs to leave Big BrotherShe also poked fun at the 30-year-old's dated boyband appearance, before slating the size of what dangles between his legs.
The CBB captives were asked to give campaign speeches for their latest task, in which they had to sell themselves on why they should be saved versus who should get the boot.
Sick of bitching about the likes of Jim Davidson, Luisa chose Lee in a comedy move.
Fortunately, the Blue singer saw the funny side – or at least pretended to – giggling as he watched the cupcake queen make her snide comments.
"He's running out of girls now because he only does brunettes, and he's not doing me anytime soon. This is a warning to all women who have a pulse, and maybe some men."
She continued: "Firstly, let's analyse Lee's face. That dodgy nose with big nostrils that I love to take the p*** out of. It's just weird.
"Quite frankly, Lee should have had a nose job by now. The boyband hair he is so happily proud of, quiffed perfectly into place, really needs that 1990s look changing."
Then the fangs really bit, as the 26-year-old quipped: "I have written a poem about Lee, as a warning to all women out there, and I propose we rename him, Love-rat Lee Ryan from Blue."
CLAWS ARE COMING OUT: Luisa called Lee a love-rat
SEEING THE FUNNY SIDE? Lee laughed along... although no doubt felt awkward
GIGGLING: Casey was amused by Luisa slagging off Lee "Here as an ode to Casey [Batchelor] who has been crossed out, and Jasmine [Waltz] who's been crossed out. Are you next?
"I'd like to finish my speech with pointing out that Duncan [James] is much hotter."
During the task, Luisa also said she's not two-faced as "I only have one face", adding: "I'm the least showbiz person in here. I go to work everyday. I work in an office; seven days a week sometimes.
"I drop my daughter off at nursery, I pick her up every night just like any normal single mum."
But will the self-titled 'regular mum' actually go back to work on Monday if evicted tonight?
SPEECH: Luisa said she was the least showbiz housemate 
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